Act I — Absence Declared
The sprint began without resistance.
No keyboard occupied.
No commits rushed.
The chair remained empty.
🐱 DEV Cat was gone.
The table stood.
┬──┬
The PM checked the calendar.
“Approved.”
Act II — Autonomous Order
CI/CD ran flawlessly.
Pipelines flowed without interruption.
No reverts.
No hotfixes.
The AI monitored.
(⌐■_■)
“System stability exceeds baseline.”
Marketing nodded.
(⌐▢_▢)
“This silence signals operational maturity.”
The table did not move.
Act III — Unchecked Progress
Features merged.
Without resistance.
Without skepticism.
Auto-Format enforced belief.
Linters erased doubt.
QA-Cat watched remotely.
(=；ェ；=)
The table began to tremble.
┻━┻︵╰(⊙Д⊙╰)
No one noticed.
Final — Aftermath
DEV Cat returned.
Sunburned.
Relaxed.
🐱 stepped into the room.
Paused.
One glance at the board.
(=ಠ_ಠ=)
The table flipped instantly.
┻━┻︵╰(°□°╰)
Silence followed.
The AI logged the event.
(⌐■_■)
“Vacation debt reconciled.”
Taglines
“Nothing breaks while the Cat is away.”
“Everything breaks when it returns.”
“Rest is temporary. Context is not.”
