ASCII-Storys #6「SELF-FLIPPING TABLE – Protocol T-9000」

      ┬─┬
     ( •_•)
    <)   )╯
    /   \     ← Human stands still...

    Suddenly...

┬─┬ ← Calm Table
┻━┻︵╰(°□°╰) ← SELF-FLIP ENGAGED

    Table: "I’m DONE being stable."

 Cat watching:
 /\_/\  
( o.o )  "wut"
> ^ <

AI Assistant: (⌐■_■)
"Sentience confirmed."
"Object: Desk"
"Mood: RAGE"

 PM hiding under coffee machine:
 (；￣Д￣） "I just asked for a quick update..."

 Ending:
 ┻━┻
 (⌐■_■)   ← Table walks away into the night.
 /   \

 **Flip. Complete.**

Epilog:

Wenn der Tisch sich selbst flippt…

…ist es vielleicht Zeit, über deine Meetings nachzudenken.