Where friendships are fragile.
Homework is late.
And the tables?
They flip.
Inhalt
Scene 1 – First Period: Group Project Horror
Teacher: "You'll work in pairs."
DevKid A: ( •︵• )
DevKid B: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
💻 Shared repo?
Permissions: Denied.
Someone committed over lunch.
🐱 Cat (class pet): (=ↀωↀ=) "miau?"
Scene 2 – Cafeteria Drama
🪑 THE TABLES:
- Nerd Table: Playing with markdown syntax.
- Cool Table: Arguing tabs vs spaces.
- Art Kid Table: ASCII doodles on pizza boxes.
- DevOps loner: (⌐■_■) under hoodie, whispering YAML incantations.
A tray falls.
Milk spills.
Someone forgets a semicolon.
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
**FOOD FIGHT + TABLE FLIP!**
Scene 3 – Flip Prom
Decor: Light mode.
DJ: Typing on Vim.
Dance floor: Just cables.
DevKid B tries to confess:
"I— I refactored your love letter… into a module."
💔 *REJECTION.EXE*
FLIP!
(╯ಥ﹏ಥ)╯︵ ┻━┻
Crowd gasps. Cat DJs harder.
(=⌐■_■=) "Nyaaah!"
Final Exam – The Flip Finale
📜 Final test question:
"Fix this legacy CSS file without flipping the table."
Dev stares.
Sweats.
Hands tremble...
Then flips anyway:
┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
Teacher: ( •_•)>⌐■-■
"You pass."
Taglines:
- „Growing up is hard. Flipping is harder.“
- „The only thing heavier than the homework… is the table.“
- „Highschool ends. The flip lives on.“
