„Nothing could sink it… except the devs.“
Inhalt
Scene 1 – The Launch
🛳️ RMS FlipTanic – the unsinkable sprint
Dev: (•‿•)
"I’m on top of the world of production!"
Cat: (=ↀωↀ=) watches silently from the helm.
🎉 Jenkins is green. CI/CD sails smooth.
Even the PM smiles.
Scene 2 – The Bugberg
🧊 *11:37 PM*
An untested hotfix appears in the dark.
🐛 ICE.BUG ahead!
PM: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
"We can’t turn in time!"
> merge --no-review
💥 💥 💥
🚨 ALL TESTS FAIL
Scene 3 – Panic Below Deck
Dev A: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Dev B: (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ彡┻━┻
QA-Cat: (=ＴェＴ=) "I told you so."
Trello cards scatter like lifeboats.
Documentation sinks first.
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| | ← Table drifts into the abyss
Scene 4 – „I’ll never let go…“
🐱 QA-Cat floats on a table piece:
(=；ェ；=) "There was space for two commits…"
Dev: (•_•)💦 holding onto an @deprecated function
🌊 The ocean of rollback swallows them.
Final Shot
A sunken keyboard.
A silent terminal.
A single semicolon... drifts down.
🎻 Jenkins still plays above the wreckage.
Taglines:
- „Their love was deployable. Their code was not.“
- „Flipped by pride. Sunk by scope creep.“
- „Based on a true sprint.“
