ASCII-Storys #20 -「I Don’t Know Who You Are… But When I Find You… I Will FLIP You.」

A revenge-fueled terminal thriller with maximum flip energy.

Scene 1 – The Call

📞 Incoming Slack Message…

"Hey... someone just force-pushed to main."

Dev: ( •_•)  
Echoes: “...main...main...”

> git log --author="???"

🚫 Unknown user. Unknown commit.  
But the damage… very real.

Scene 2 – The Threat

🖥️ Dev opens terminal. Types slowly:

"I don’t know who you are…  
I don’t know what you changed…  
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills..."

💢  
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

"...skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."

Scene 3 – The Hunt Begins

🕵️‍♂️ Hunting down digital footprints:
- `grep -R "TODO"`  
- Digging in `.DS_Store`  
- Tracing commits signed with 🍕 emojis  

🧠 AI Assistant: (⌐■_■) "I’ve narrowed it down to 3 suspects… and a cat."

🐱 QA-Cat: (=ↀ︿ↀ=) silently judges.

Scene 4 – Face-to-Face Flip

🧑‍💻 Dev finds the rogue intern.

Intern: (｡•́︿•̀｡)  
“I just wanted to fix spacing…”

💥 Final shot:
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

SLOW MOTION.  
The flip echoes through GitHub history.

Tagline:

“They pushed. You pulled.
But now… you flip.”