ASCII-Storys #2 – Rise of the Table-Flippers

Scene: Monday Morning | Deployment failed | 1 coffee left

   Chibi Cat (QA)
   ───────────────
   /\_/\  
 (=ಠωಠ=)つ━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ     "Nyaaa! Test failed again!"
  > ^ <   ┻━┻

   Chibi Dev
   ─────────
  (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻   "IT WORKED YESTERDAY!!"

   Project Manager (Chibi Angry Mode)
   ────────────────────────────────
 (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻    "WHY DID YOU MERGE ON FRIDAY?!"

   AI Assistant (Still Beta)
   ─────────────────────────
  (⌐■_■)つ︵┻━┻      "Analyzing... rage confirmed."
  (•ᴗ•)つ [┬─┬]      "Recommending calm protocol..."

   Office Cat (Just vibing)
   ───────────────────────
   (=^-ω-^=)    "meow~"
     /   \    zzz on broken table

THE FLIPVERSE IS REAL

4 Tische. 1 Bug.
Und ein Kaffee, den niemand verdient hat.

Wird das Standup je wieder normal sein?