ASCII-Storys #12 -「FLIPPINSTEIN’S BUG」

Ein wahnwitziges Drama aus Strom, Wut – und einem sehr schlechten Merge.

Szene 1 – Das Labor

🌩️ A castle in the CI/CD clouds...

Dr. Flippinstein: (☉д☉)  
"It lives… the code lives!!"

He pulls the lever:

⚡⚡⚡

   git merge feature/abomination

Szene 2 – Der Bug erhebt sich

🧟‍♂️   – Flippinstein’s Bug – 🪲

  _.-^-._    ,------.
 /_/_\_\\__ /  BZZZT \
( o_o )     |  UNDEFINED IS NOT A FUNCTION
 \_=_/      '--------'

🎩 Bug: "I was born... without semicolons!"

Szene 3 – Panik im Repo

Dr. Flippinstein:  
  (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻  
  "He’s breaking the production pipeline!"

QA-Cat:  
  (=ↀωↀ=) "Meowrge conflict detected."

AI-Assistant:  
  (⌐■_■) "Initiating rollback ritual."

Szene 4 – Das Finale

Bug: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻  
      → infects Jenkins  
      → corrupts deployment.yaml  
      → starts multiplying

💀 *"push --force" detected*

Dr. Flippinstein whispers:
"It wasn’t lightning…  
It was bad architecture all along..."

Epilog

  ┬──┬  
 (•_•)   ← The last table stands
 /   \

   But in the shadows…  
   another commit is waiting.

   branch: `hotfix/final_final_REAL_this_time`