A flight through bad code, turbulence & hissy bugs.
Scene 1 – Boarding Pass to Chaos
🎟️ Ticket: Prod Release v1.0.7
Gate: GIT-H11
Seat: 17A (next to a staging bug)
Dev: (•_•)
Cat: (=ↀωↀ=) in carry-on
PM: “This will be a smooth deployment.”
AI: (⌐■_■) "That’s what they all say."
Scene 2 – Altitude: 10.000 ft
🛬 Server hums.
Captain: "We’re cruising at full throttle. Please enjoy your merge."
Suddenly…
🐍 SSSSSHHHHH
A bug slithers out of a `node_modules` folder.
🪑 A tray table flips violently:
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Passenger screams: "THERE ARE TABLES FLIPPING ON THIS PLANE!"
Scene 3 – Snake vs Flip
🐍 Bug-Snake: `import chaos from "slither.js"`
Dev fights off recursive exceptions with a rolled-up changelog.
Tables fly down the aisle like missiles.
🐱 Cat clings to ceiling panel.
AI deploys anti-venom patch… but it's in beta.
Scene 4 – Emergency Landing
⚠️ CODE FREEZE ⚠️
Auto-rollback fails.
Final table blocks the emergency exit.
PM: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Cat: (=⚈ω⚈=) pulls the parachute cord
The team jumps…
...with the final commit.
🌄 They land. The bug… stays on the plane.
Tagline:
„I’m tired of these motherflippin’ tables
on this motherflippin’ plane!“
