ASCII-Storys #3 – Flippening Reverse 「The Table Strikes Back

    ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
       ↑
 Chibi Dev tries to calm down…

…but wait…

          ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┬━┬

   THE TABLE FLIPS ITSELF BACK.

                ʘ‿ʘ
          Table: "NOT TODAY."

   Chibi Cat: (⊙ᗜ⊙)
   ───────────────
   /\_/\   (°ω° )
 (=O_O=)  > ⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ "Sugoi... the prophecy was true."

   Chibi AI: (•_•)
   ┬─┬   ⊂■-■⊃       "Self-stabilizing furniture detected."

   PM (sweating): (；￣Д￣）
   ─────────────────────
   "That was... Agile Level 9000."

   FINAL FRAME:

    ┬━┬
 ( •_•)>⌐■-■   <- everyone chills.
 (⌐■_■)        Peace... for now.

Moral:

Du kannst den Tisch flippen.
Du kannst ihn schreien lassen.
Aber wehe, der Tisch flippt zurück.