Act I — The Surge
The table stood.
┬──┬
Content shipped faster than review.
Pages multiplied.
Variants spawned variants.
SEO expanded coverage.
GEO widened context.
Marketing approved cadence.
(⌐▢_▢)
“Velocity compounds discoverability.”
The server fans rose.
Act II — Saturation
Indexes grew dense.
Embeddings overlapped.
Entities echoed themselves.
Requests stacked.
Caches thinned.
The PM counted dashboards.
“This is still within limits.”
The AI scanned throughput.
(⌐■_■)
“Signal-to-noise approaching parity.”
The table shook.
┻━┻︵╰(⊙Д⊙╰)
Act III — The Overflow
Another publish.
Then another.
No deletions.
No decay.
Buffers filled.
ERROR: CONTENT_OVERFLOW
STATUS: BACKPRESSURE_IGNORED
QA-Cat froze.
(=ↀДↀ=)
The table flipped—then duplicated.
┻━┻ ┻━┻
Final — Aftermath
Emergency throttles engaged.
SEO paused.
GEO widened anyway.
Marketing remained calm.
(⌐▢_▢)
“Abundance signals authority.”
The AI closed the loop.
(⌐■_■)
“Capacity was finite. Intent was not.”
The server rebooted.
The tables reassembled—misaligned.
┬──┬ ┬──┬
Requests resumed.
Slower.
Heavier.
Taglines
“When everything is content, content becomes load.”
“You didn’t run out of ideas. You ran out of buffers.”
“The server didn’t fail. It filled.”
